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Postby Thowra » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:15 pm

Right, a challenge for you all: Pick the name of a fellow KOAer, and write a limerick about them.... try and stay polite please!!
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Postby durban » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:25 pm

There was a young Lady called Claire,
Who lives at the top of some Stairs,
She never talks shite,
In the topics she writes,
But in replies it seems nobody cares :(

There was a young Fatty called James,
A Beard of most legendary Fame,
But a big pie he ate,
And up went his weight,
So now all he plays is LAN games

There once was a muppet called Swifty,
Whos footwork was incredibly nifty,
His Car he drove fast,
And a camera it passed,
So he got disqualified on the M50
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Postby manicx » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:26 pm

:lol:
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Postby Thowra » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:29 pm

There was a young man called Alkis
Who thought life without us was bliss
With a big mighty swipe
He was soon set alight
and then realised what he would miss
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Postby Robert » Mon Dec 13, 2004 5:10 pm

There was a young man called Rikki
Who made the KOA shitty
He acted a spastic
So they did something drastic
And played in a different city
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Postby Freshmaker » Mon Dec 13, 2004 10:38 pm

Alex was the name of a German,
who maybe should've been a spermin,
He lifted his game up a level,
yet had to eat a bit of gravel,
when beaten by some other vermin.
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Postby Vin » Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:34 pm

There was a fat bloke called Wonka
Half the KOA thought he was a plonka
He speaks plenty of truths
And was beaten by black youths
But in Athens he once did conquer
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Postby Freshmaker » Tue Dec 14, 2004 7:24 pm

This dude called Rikki,
his mind was a bit tricky,
he flapped his lips,
towards anything with hips,
waiving around with his dicky.
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Postby jesper » Tue Dec 14, 2004 7:37 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Thowra » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:43 pm

There was a young man from Sheffield
Who could dribble a ball up a field
He did did a good job
Of Scoring a lob
And forced his opponent to yield.
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Postby Robert » Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:17 pm

Sheffield rhyming with ... a field

pure genius :lol:
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Postby durban » Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:24 pm

Its different, I like it :lol:


Here is another Thowra stylee poem

There was a young man from Liverpool
Who went for a swim in the Pool
He dived straight in
But he couldn't swim
So he sank to the bottom saying 'ool


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Postby Robert » Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:35 pm

There was a young lad called James
and everyone called him names
cause the stupid mother
would no longer bother
to play computer games

There was a young lad called Mark
who spent most his life in the dark
a bit of a joker
he played lots of poker
and wrote forum posts about sharks

There was a young lad called Spyros
who made me awfully cross
we met in the cup
his hands seized up
and he suffered a terrible loss

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