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Backyard Wrestling

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 10:15 pm
by durban
Ok, so most of you will have heard of this on the net.

There are a couple of good Backyard federations out there....

So who wants to start up a KOA one!!!!

Seriously!!! I am more than up for making my name as a superstar on the internet by putting some of you thru tables and stuff!!!!!

Come on, claim your chance for fame and Sign up now !!!!!!

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 10:20 pm
by Beckite
Im concerned you are actually serious about this Mark!
Its one thing starting numerous crazy threads but this is a worrying departure from fantasy into reality.
Sounds strangely interesting though i must admit. :)

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 11:00 pm
by durban
Dude it would be immense!!!

We would need two commentators, someone serious and someone funny.

Then we could have a load of wrestlers in the fed, doing a load of promos and stuff (dead easy just write a script and stand in front of a camera and be the persona...) I mean we wouldn't even need that many as you could be two people each (like a masked guy or something!)

It would be ace, I am up for it!!!

Dunno where we could hold it tho, would need some cheapy 9.99 garden tables and chairs from B&Q and a step ladder and a few other things and a big garden and a video camera....I got a couple of progs for making titles and mixing music!!

Come on name your character and entrance music!!!!!

First come first server on Durbans Fun bus to fame!!!

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 11:15 pm
by Beckite
Ill let you take the lead on this one mate,im not much up on my backyard wrestling or any other variety of the art for that matter.
Surely you have a name and entrance music already figured out?
Maybe a signature move of some description?
The as yet unamed federation would need a name as well of course Mark,hmm let me think some on this matter.
Razor wire and blades are of course mandatory i assume?

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 11:36 pm
by durban
Nah no blades mate, just junk for making moves off...

Nothing like putting yer mate thru a plastic table...looks great but cushions the fall!!!

Or jumping off a ladder onto him lying on a table...wooo!

Get some sexy chicks as well of course :)

Then you just go to a park get a load of kids around to watch coz they will dig this shit :)

I will just be Shayne Shanks, Cape Town Ledgend and Hardcore Icon!!!

My move will be the Great White and I am gonna make it famous!!!

I reckon we call it the BWF - The Badger Wrestling federation and it will be ace!!!

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 11:52 pm
by Beckite
Bow to the power of Ashtray"No Doubt"Williams and his at present secret signature move.
A few more recruits are needed for potential fueds/grudge match scenarios.
The Great White move has been developed or is it still a pipe dream Mark?
Sexy chicks are of course a definite addition to the BWF,do you have any of these said sexy chicks lined up?

Your going to go down Shayne Shanks,my authority demands it!

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2004 12:01 am
by durban
dude Shayne Shanks is already a biiiig aint got a chance you realise!!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2004 12:14 am
by Beckite
This smells a little unfair i believe.:(
There is no join button it doesnt work.

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2004 12:18 am
by durban
Nah mate you don't wanna join LSCW, you sort of have to be recruited...

Anyway thats not a backyard Fed, thats an E fed, different kettle of fish altogether :)

I just wanted to make sure you were aware of the history that the Cape Town Ledgend has got behind him :)

Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 12:42 pm
by durban
He's gone and done it again!

I tell you this kid is a ledgend...

Check out the Interstate Champion (and yes that is two belts all for me!)

Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 2:23 pm
by Davetoast
What's all this about?

Explain at greater length.

Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 2:50 pm
by durban
Nothing Toasty...

Most blokes go thru a mid life crisis and get a motorbike or go out on the pull...

But not me, in my fked up little world I am a superstar who wants to put his mates thru tables in his back garden all for the good of Internet Sport.

You must have heard of Backyard Wrestling mate? Its all the rage, basically kids don't try this at home, has suddenly become a case of why shouldn't we try it at home :)

I guess it aint much different to the Jackass type thing, they all started out on the net and then became mainstream :lol:

Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 2:55 pm
by Davetoast

I want to know exactly how you are this Shane Shanks, what he does, how he holds belts and whether you really film yourself rolling around in the garden?