Famous KO2 player jokes

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Postby durban » Tue Oct 21, 2003 3:54 pm

Just keep trying, Just keep trying, Just keep trying....
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Postby SimonB » Tue Oct 21, 2003 4:28 pm

If you leave Pedro in a room of monkeys with typewriters ... it is guaranteed that none of them will ever write a funy lightbulb gag (although the complete works of Shakespeare is a possibility)
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Postby Binary » Tue Oct 21, 2003 8:36 pm

Let's try other type then:

Q) What's the difference between Jim's arse and a Kit Kat?
A) You only get four fingers in the kit kat

Q) What's the difference between Nikos and the Titanic?
A) More people have gone down on Nikos

Q) What's the difference between a west london and a east london fairytale?
A) A west london fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." An east london fairytale begins "'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shite, will ya? Will ya?"

Q) What does a gorgeous woman say when she has a great orgasm?
A) "Thank you Pedro!!!" ;)
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Postby alkis21 » Tue Oct 21, 2003 9:11 pm

Pedro, you should have stopped at the heterosexual KOAers joke, it was a good one. :)
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Postby Steve » Wed Oct 22, 2003 9:54 pm

Anthony Kyne to Rikki: So your a man of the world and all that, you've slept around, whats the best thing about shagging twentyeight year olds?

Rikki: Thats easy Kyne my potato faced friend, the fact that there are 20 of em little fuckers!
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Postby alkis21 » Wed Oct 22, 2003 10:01 pm

:lolo: :lolo: :lolo: :lolo: :lolo: :lolo: :lolo:
It took me a while to get the joke...
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Postby JamesHBeard » Thu Oct 23, 2003 8:29 am

Steve wrote:Anthony Kyne to Rikki: So your a man of the world and all that, you've slept around, whats the best thing about shagging twentyeight year olds?

Rikki: Thats easy Kyne my potato faced friend, the fact that there are 20 of em little fuckers!


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Postby SimonB » Thu Oct 23, 2003 12:26 pm

lmao @ steve
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Re: Famous KO2 player jokes

Postby durban » Tue Dec 22, 2015 1:56 pm

Bounce Bounce.....Its Christmas!
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Postby Freshmaker » Tue Dec 22, 2015 2:05 pm

:lol: :lol: still laughing at Steves joke...
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