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Famous KO2 player jokes

Postby durban » Tue Oct 21, 2003 12:21 pm

Following on from yesterdays fun......

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Q) If Dan Secker was from the Middle East where would he live?
A) Lobanon

Q) How Many KOA'ers does it take to change a lightbulb
A) Two. One to change it and Pedro to say how Gay it is

Q) How Many Snidey Backstabbers does it take to change a lightbulb
A) Ten. One To change it and 9 to go onto MSN and discuss how he runined the room.

Q) Whats the difference between a Beard and a horny girl?
A) One bobs for their Lover the other Lobs for their brother

Q) Whats the Difference between Durban playing KO2 and a Shark?
A) One is the most efficient and voracious predator known to man impossible to stop when in full force, the other is a fish.
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Re: Famous KO2 player jokes

Postby SimonB » Tue Oct 21, 2003 12:32 pm

durban wrote:Q) Whats the difference between a Beard and a horny girl?
A) One bobs for their Lover the other Lobs for their brother


Class!! :lol:
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Re: Famous KO2 player jokes

Postby Binary » Tue Oct 21, 2003 12:36 pm

durban wrote:Q) How Many KOA'ers does it take to change a lightbulb
A) Two. One to change it and Pedro to say how Gay it is


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Tears of laughter have rolled down my face after reading this one!!! I'm at work durban ffs, stop it!!!!! :lolo: :lolo: :lolo: :lolo: :lolo: :lolo:
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Postby durban » Tue Oct 21, 2003 12:59 pm

Q) Whats the difference between Martin Beard and a BrickLayer?
A) One Stakes lots of bricks, the other Breaks lots of sticks

Q) Whats the difference between '1001 Jokes for kids' and Nikos's favourite animal fetish?
A) Ones a funny book, the other is a bunny F**k
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Postby JamesHBeard » Tue Oct 21, 2003 1:05 pm

Q) Whats the difference between Durban and a muppet.
A) NOTHING
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Postby durban » Tue Oct 21, 2003 1:07 pm

I don't get that one sorry?

Can you explain?
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Postby Binary » Tue Oct 21, 2003 1:28 pm

Q) How many KOAers from London are needed to change a lightbulb?
A) Five. Four so that the lightbulb changing becomes elligible for the rankings, and the fifth to comment on how he'd do it much better and how the other four were geeks with no dress sense.

Q) How many heterosexual KOAers are needed to change a lightbulb?
A) Both of them
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Postby MJB » Tue Oct 21, 2003 2:10 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

How many more attempts will Pedro make at light bulb jokes before they are funny ?
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Postby durban » Tue Oct 21, 2003 2:12 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby durban » Tue Oct 21, 2003 3:15 pm

Q) What is the difference between the Greeks and the English?
A) Answer not posted as it will give the greeks an unfair insight into English humour.
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Postby manicx » Tue Oct 21, 2003 3:22 pm

Mate, I know english humour more than many brits in these forums so try me...
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Postby durban » Tue Oct 21, 2003 3:24 pm

Nikos Mate, that was the equivalent of a 'current affairs' joke mate.

Do try and keep up.

:lol:

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Postby Binary » Tue Oct 21, 2003 3:52 pm

MJB wrote:How many more attempts will Pedro make at light bulb jokes before they are funny ?


Q) How many Beards are needed to change a light bulb?
A) None. They can't do anything right if it doesn't require a joystick.

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