Famous KO2 Player Movie Quotes....

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Famous KO2 Player Movie Quotes....

Postby durban » Mon Oct 20, 2003 11:09 am

Moulin Rouge
Dan Secker to Camber : The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to lob and be lobbed in return

Apocolypse Now
Colonel Alkis: Your mission is to proceed up the Nung River in a Navy patrol boat. Pick up Colonel Kurtz's path at Nu Mung Ba, follow it and learn what you can along the way. When you find the Colonel, infiltrate his team by whatever means available and terminate the Colonel's command.
Nikos: Terminate the Colonel.
General Swift: He's out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct. And he is still in the field commanding troops.
Civilian: Terminate with extreme prejudice.
Colonel Alkis: You understand Captain that this mission does not exist, nor will it ever exist.
Sgt Beard: Are we going to the apocolypse now?

Resevoir Dogs
Nikos : And you are Mr. Pink.
Mr. Binary: Why am I Mr. Pink?
Nikos: Cause you're a faggot, ok?

Jaws
James Beard to Camber : You're gonna need a bigger lob

The Sixth Sense
Young Martin Beard: I see penalty box Dribble.
Vasilis: In your dreams?
[Beard shakes his head no]
Vasilis
: While you're awake?
[Beard nods]
Young Martin Beard: I see it around like regular dribble. Others don't see it. They only see what they want to see. They don't know they're using oracle.
Vasilis: How often do you see it?
Young Martin Beard: All the time.

BraveHeart
Robert 'Wallace' Swift : Aye, fight and you may die, lob and you'll live...at least a while. And lobbing in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade all of that from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take away our lives, but they'll never take our joysticks!!!

Aliens
Martin Beard pulling out his Stapped up Comp Pro : I like to keep this handy for close encounters!


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Postby JamesHBeard » Mon Oct 20, 2003 11:13 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: class !!! more more more
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Postby manicx » Mon Oct 20, 2003 11:28 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby labrujitaraymarjef » Mon Oct 20, 2003 12:39 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

What a great game.

Trainspotting

Trevor Dutton speaking about BLCs:

" No way would I poison my game with that shite, all they fuckin chemicals, no fuckin way"
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Postby alkis21 » Mon Oct 20, 2003 1:32 pm

:lolo: :lolo: :lolo: :lolo: :lolo: :lolo: :lolo: :lolo:
Moulin Rouge & The Sixth Sense, CLASS!
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Postby JamesHBeard » Mon Oct 20, 2003 1:42 pm

This is not a film extract but kind of the same thing..

Iraqi Information Minister watching Dan Secker versus Rikki Fullarton at the UK Champs. IIM works for Rikki......

"Look at the infidel launching his long range lobs, they are falling short of the goal and causing no harm"

Final Score Dan 5 Rikki 4.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby alkis21 » Mon Oct 20, 2003 1:47 pm

Fight Club

Gianluca Troiano: The first rule of the World Cup is - you do not lob in the World Cup. The second rule of the World Cup is - you DO NOT lob in the World Cup. Third rule of the World Cup is, someone yells "Stop!", goes limp, taps out, you don't score more than 9 goals. Fourth rule, shake hands before the match begins. Fifth rule, no cursing, fellas. Sixth rule, no BLSs, no repetitive goals. Seventh rule, the pitch should be random at all times. And the eighth and final rule, if you play as Team A in the World Cup, you have to choose wind.
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Postby JamesHBeard » Mon Oct 20, 2003 1:51 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby durban » Mon Oct 20, 2003 2:07 pm

Ok part 2....by popular demand...

Star Wars
Nikos: How did my father die?
Alkis-Wan-Kenobi: A young Jedi named Vasilis, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to oracle, helped the Weetabix hunt down and destroy the Anco knights. He betrayed and murdered your father then turned off his Amiga.

Empire Strikes Back
Princess Dutton: Why you camber-Goaling, joystick breaking, byline chipping, long ball passing, scruffy-looking lobbing bastard!
Camber Solo: Who's scruffy-looking?

Fellowship of the Ring

Caymbergorn
: If by me life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword...
Beardolas: ...and you have my bow...
Alkisli: ...and my axe.
Durban: ...and my comp pro 5000

Rain Man
[In a telephone booth with the door closed]
Camber: Uh oh lob. Uh oh lob.
Bilco: Did you lob, Steve? Did you fucking lob?
Camber: Lob.
Bilco: [Trying unsuccessfully to open the door] How can you stand that?
Camber: I don't mind it.
Leroy: How can you stand it?
Camber: Ten minutes to Kick Off. We're definitely locked in this box with no Scart.

The Untouchables
Judge: Bailiff, I want you to switch the versions.
Bailiff: Yes sir.
Defense Attorney Swift: Your honor, I object!
Judge: Overruled.


Planet Of The Apes
Dutton [reading from ancient Scrolls] : Beware the beard man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he scores for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will lob his brother to possess his brother's amiga. Let him not score in great numbers, for he will make a dungeon of his home and yours. Shun him, for he is the harbinger of hawk.

Good Beard Hunting
Jimbo: If you ever disrespect my brother again, I will end you. I will fucking end you. You got that, chief?
Swift: Time's up.

D.T (Dave Toast) The Extra Terrestrial
Durban: Maybe he's some animal that wasn't supposed to live. Could be a monkey or an orangutan.
(Mark) Elliot: A bald monkey?
Haydn: Is he a pig? He sure eats like one.












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Postby manicx » Mon Oct 20, 2003 2:13 pm

I can't stop laughing FFS!!! And I am still in the office FFS!
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Postby durban » Mon Oct 20, 2003 2:35 pm

Oh its so much more fun doing this than work :)
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Postby Binary » Mon Oct 20, 2003 3:08 pm

Several from Clint Eastwood movies

Secker Callahan: I know what you're thinking... did he shot 6 lobs or only five?

Robert Callahan: Well, when Barber is chasing the ball with intent of scoring, I tackle the bastard. That's my policy.
The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Robert Callahan: When Barber is chasing the ball through the field, isolated and with a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!

Martin Callahan: We're not just going to let you walk out of here.
Crook: Who's "we", sucker?
Martin Callahan: Barber, and Nicholls, and me.

Stainy Novak: I have strong feelings about joystick control. If there's a joystick around, I want to be controlling it.
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Postby Davetoast » Mon Oct 20, 2003 3:23 pm

Uncanny.

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