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Re: Jokes

Postby Freshmaker » Mon Nov 20, 2017 12:56 pm

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Impatient cow.

Impatient co…MOOOOO!
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Re: Jokes

Postby Freshmaker » Mon Nov 20, 2017 12:57 pm

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use. I forgot my name again!
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Re: Jokes

Postby Vag » Tue Nov 21, 2017 9:13 am

An 80 year old man goes to an otolaryngologist.
He says: Doctor, I can't hear anything from my left ear since last week! My right ear is ok though.
The doctor sits him down to check his ear. He sees a small object stuck inside, so he pulls it out with his tweezers. Then, he says to the old man:
Look, that was a little weird, you had a suppository pill stuck in your ear and that's why you couldn't hear anything. I removed it and you'll be able to hear again, your ear is fine.
The old man then calls his wife and says:
Maria, you can stop looking for my hearing aid, I know where it is.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Freshmaker » Tue Nov 21, 2017 11:27 am

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Re: Jokes

Postby iankay » Sat Nov 25, 2017 12:41 pm

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.

More poo jokes please
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Re: Jokes

Postby Freshmaker » Sat Nov 25, 2017 4:08 pm

:lol:
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Re: Jokes

Postby JohnVella » Tue Dec 12, 2017 7:03 pm

Going to see the physiotherapist soon. Great sense of humour, that girl... She's always pulling my leg!
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Re: Jokes

Postby Steve Camber » Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:25 pm

What's brown and sticky?



A stick.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Lee W » Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:55 am

what's green and eats nuts?



gonorrhea

or

a septic squirrel
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Re: Jokes

Postby Mick C » Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:37 pm

What's white and can't climb trees?

A fridge.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Mick C » Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:38 pm

You wanted more poo jokes so...

What's brown and runny?

Usain Bolt.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Freshmaker » Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:00 pm

What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear!
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Re: Jokes

Postby Lee W » Thu Feb 01, 2018 10:38 pm

Darth Vader knows what you're having for Christmas

he has felt your presents
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