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Postby ilyas » Sat Nov 11, 2017 7:47 pm

I asked my mom:
Have you seen the movie constipated?
No.
Oh! Maybe it hasn't come out yet.
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Postby Freshmaker » Sat Nov 11, 2017 8:18 pm

:lol:
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Postby ilyas » Sun Nov 12, 2017 5:15 am

What is the bad thing about having a party in space?
I don't know.
You have to planet. :D :D :D :D
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Re: Jokes

Postby Freshmaker » Sun Nov 12, 2017 7:52 am

:lol:
Keep 'em coming
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Re: Jokes

Postby ilyas » Sun Nov 12, 2017 1:21 pm

What does a house wear?
adress.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Freshmaker » Sun Nov 12, 2017 2:58 pm

:lol:
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Re: Jokes

Postby ilyas » Thu Nov 16, 2017 5:07 am

knock knock!
Who's there?
little old lady.
littleoldladywho
Oh!I didn't know you could yodel.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Freshmaker » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:20 am

:lol:
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Re: Jokes

Postby Freshmaker » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:21 am

Ok. I got one!

-Knock, knock
-Who's there?
-Europe.
-Europe who?
-No, you're a poo.
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Re: Jokes

Postby ilyas » Fri Nov 17, 2017 8:29 am

:D :D :D :D That one was really good.
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Re: Jokes

Postby ilyas » Fri Nov 17, 2017 8:30 am

Here's another one.
What is a ghost's favorite food?
What?
A boo!berry
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Re: Jokes

Postby Freshmaker » Fri Nov 17, 2017 11:20 am

:lol:
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Re: Jokes

Postby ilyas » Fri Nov 17, 2017 12:07 pm

Bob: Hey Joe, what's closer, California or the moon?
Joe: Don't be stupid! Can you see California?
:arg:
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Enjoy!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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