Kick Off Christmas Cracker Jokes

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Kick Off Christmas Cracker Jokes

Postby durban » Tue Dec 22, 2015 1:49 pm

Q) Why does Nicholls always have amazing hair?
A) Because his best friend is a Barber

Q) What does the creator of Kick Off use when he wants to cut up some wood?
A) A Dino-saw

Q) Why did the International Manager decided to put Fisher in goal?
A) Because he heard that Fisher's liked pulling things out of nets


Q) Why is a strong passing Kick Off Team like the United Arab Emirates
A) Because they both rely heavily on Wells


Q) Why is Barber Gay
A) Because he loves getting stuck into Cox
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Re: Kick Off Christmas Cracker Jokes

Postby Freshmaker » Tue Dec 22, 2015 1:55 pm

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Re: Kick Off Christmas Cracker Jokes

Postby Freshmaker » Tue Dec 22, 2015 1:59 pm

Q) How do easily you loose in kick off?
A) You play with your Cox out.
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