It's been a while since we've heard a KOA joke

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It's been a while since we've heard a KOA joke

Postby alkis21 » Thu Jan 09, 2014 2:52 pm

Ι was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"

"Why shouldn't I?" he said.

"Well, there's so much to live for!"

"Like what?"

"Well... do you like computers?"

"I guess."

"Me too! Do you play video games?"

"Sure."

"Me too! Do you prefer new ones or retro ones?"

"Retro."

"Me too! Spectrum, Sega, Amiga, Atari?"

"Amiga."

"Me too! What kind, strategy, shoot'em ups, adventure, sports?"

"Sports."

"Me too! Which sport, basketball, tennis, football?"

"Football."

"Me too! Sensible Soccer, FIFA, Kick Off 2?"

"Kick Off 2."

"Me too! The original version, the extended version, Final Whistle?"

"The original version."

"Me too! PBD or no PBD?"

"No PBD."

"Die, you fucking noob!!!!!", and I pushed him off.
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Re: It's been a while since we've heard a KOA joke

Postby Vag » Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:39 pm

If you see someone on a bridge trying to kill himself, help him!
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Re: It's been a while since we've heard a KOA joke

Postby Torchiador » Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:14 pm

:lol: nice one, Alkis!

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Re: It's been a while since we've heard a KOA joke

Postby Robert » Thu Jan 09, 2014 7:27 pm

Good punchline!
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Re: It's been a while since we've heard a KOA joke

Postby Rodolfo » Thu Jan 09, 2014 7:53 pm

:lol:

Very cool joke (but you all PBDribblers are still a bunch of cheaters :P )
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Re: It's been a while since we've heard a KOA joke

Postby Freshmaker » Fri Jan 10, 2014 7:26 am

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Re: It's been a while since we've heard a KOA joke

Postby Logos » Fri Jan 10, 2014 11:24 am

:lol:

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