Jokes

ilyas · Postby **ilyas** » Sat Nov 11, 2017 7:47 pm

I asked my mom:
Have you seen the movie constipated?
No.
Oh! Maybe it hasn't come out yet.

YouTube · Postby **Freshmaker** » Sat Nov 11, 2017 8:18 pm

ilyas · Postby **ilyas** » Sun Nov 12, 2017 5:15 am

What is the bad thing about having a party in space?
I don't know.
You have to planet.

YouTube · Postby **Freshmaker** » Sun Nov 12, 2017 7:52 am

Keep 'em coming

ilyas · Postby **ilyas** » Sun Nov 12, 2017 1:21 pm

What does a house wear?
adress.

YouTube · Postby **Freshmaker** » Sun Nov 12, 2017 2:58 pm

ilyas · Postby **ilyas** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 5:07 am

knock knock!
Who's there?
little old lady.
littleoldladywho
Oh!I didn't know you could yodel.

YouTube · Postby **Freshmaker** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:20 am

YouTube · Postby **Freshmaker** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:21 am

Ok. I got one!

-Knock, knock
-Who's there?
-Europe.
-Europe who?
-No, you're a poo.

ilyas · Postby **ilyas** » Fri Nov 17, 2017 8:29 am

That one was really good.

ilyas · Postby **ilyas** » Fri Nov 17, 2017 8:30 am

Here's another one.
What is a ghost's favorite food?
What?
A boo!berry

YouTube · Postby **Freshmaker** » Fri Nov 17, 2017 11:20 am

ilyas · Postby **ilyas** » Fri Nov 17, 2017 12:07 pm

Bob: Hey Joe, what's closer, California or the moon?
Joe: Don't be stupid! Can you see California?
:arg: