KOA Joke

[alkis21]

Robert, frustrated with the poor Kick Off skills English players have, decides to go to Milan and ask Gianni for some advice.

Robert: "I don't know what to do, Gianni. We practice and practice, but we still play like shite. How do you manage to keep your boys in such a good form?"
Gianni: "Well, Robert, Kick Off is not just about what you do with your joystick. You have to be smart first. I like to give everyone little IQ tests to keep their wits in shape."
Robert: "What kind of IQ tests?"
Gianni: "I'll show you. Maurizio, come here!"
Maurizio arrives.
Gianni: "Maurizio, who is the father of your child and the child of your father?"
Maurizio: "Me, of course."
Gianni: "See what I mean, Robert?"
Robert: "Hey that's great advice, I can't wait to try it!"

When Robert returned to London, he decided to test the theory on Sid during the first KORA tournament.
Robert: "Sid, who is the father of your child and the child of your father?"
Sid: "Uh.. I'm not sure Robert, let me think about it for a while."
Sid walked out of the room and ran into Haydn.
Sid: "Say Haydn, who is the father of your child and the child of your father?"
Haydn: "Me, of course."
Sid, excited runs inside to tell Robert the answer.
Sid: "Ask me again Robert, I know the answer!"
Robert: "All right Sid, who is the father of your child and the child of your father?"
Sid: "It's Haydn!"
Robert bursts out in anger with Sid's stupidity and shouts:





Robert: "No, you dumb bastard! It's Maurizio!"

[JamesHBeard]

10/10 Alkis.. brilliant

[Tripod]

Excellent!

[Freshmaker]

Doh... Saw it coming from miles away. Sorry Alkis, but that's a 3/10...

[Bounty Bob]

[Abyss]

Obvious, but funny nonetheless

[Robert]

6/10

[Sid]

very good alko pop!

[Il_Maestro]

maurizio.

[Calimero]

Father Maurizio. Sounds like he could be the next pope













I mean the KOA pope ofcourse
Who's actually the current KOA pope ?
Maybe we should make a poll...

[Freshmaker]

Cali

Great stuff, now we've got the KOA-Pope. Fills the spot next to the KOA-Blonde (Rodolfo)

[Steve1977]

great stuff!

[Semtex]

Excellent 8/10 from me!!!