WC quotes and amusing stories ...

[SimonB]

Spyros during the Friday night world cup draw "This is a farce!"

Simon B: "Come on Waynie, win it for Rodolfo!"
Waynie: "But I hate him!"

Bounty Bob reversing into my brother's car at the end of day 2!

... and the game of shame was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time - I was sure I was going to suffocate at one point. Steve, put the video on youtube ffs!

[Bounty Bob]

I posted it in my world cup story but it deserves a place here:

As Haydn is walking to the barn with the KOA cup trophy he sees Alkis. Alkis: "What's that Haydn?"
Haydn: "It's a trophy Alkis surely you remember what they look like, it hasn't been that long!"
Alkis: "You bastard Haydn"


Also in that great game of shame.
One of the players picks up the ball near their opponents goal line just inside the box.
Instead of crossing it in or doing something positive they kick it out for a goal kick.
Someone in the crowd shouts out, "Safety first!"

[SimonB]

Robert: "Michael Mu!"
Everyone: "Mooooooooooooooooooo!"

Robert: "James Bu!"
Evertone: "Booooooooooooooooooo!"

[waynie]

watching Thomas K play is so much fun...he is loud, vulgar, animated and hyperactive! everytime he lobbed, he jumped up and down as if to help the ball go in...it was brilliant entertainment!

other moments:
the Germans making a bet that any of them who conceded a goal from astrid would have to play in their underwear!
bbob vs ely (see bbob's report!)
finding out ely had drawn 1 v 1 with astrid (after he had beaten nikos and bbob!)

by far the funniest moment of the weekend was the game of shame - i dont remember laughing so much before! people around me were calling it the best GoS ever! everytime saskia was through on goal, and when she won a penalty, everyone was on their feet and going nuts!

Simon B: "Come on Waynie, win it for Rodolfo!"
Waynie: "But I hate him!"

haha, i remember that. i was playing Jon G and trying to take a point off him, which would have put rodolfo in the top 4 finish. but i didnt fancy doing him any favours after he put 8 goals past me earlier in the day!

[SimonB]

bbob vs ely (see bbob's report!)

Ah yes ... and soon after Ely was playing another game ... somebody asked him how he was doing and BBob piped up:

"Don't talk to that cunt"

[Bounty Bob]

bbob vs ely (see bbob's report!)

Ah yes ... and soon after Ely was playing another game ... somebody asked him how he was doing and BBob piped up:

"Don't talk to that cunt"

I don't even remember that!

[Robert]

Private joke of the weekend. Nikos lost his cellphone and had teams of drunk people looking for it with torches in the middle of the night. It was his work phone, and he was going to have to cancel it. Next morning, as I was getting into my car, I heard this quiet, gay ringtone. I reached around and found a phone between the cushions on the back seat. It had some kind of mathematical formula on it so I knew it must be Greek. I decided to answer the incoming call. The conversation proceeded like this:

Robert (Papa Lazarou voice): Hello?
Nikos: Er.....who is this?
Robert: This ees Neekos.
Nikos: Who? Hello? Who is speaking please?
Robert: This ees Neekos. Who are you?
Nikos: I am Nikos.
Robert: No. I am Neekos.
Nikos: (pause) You are not Nikos.
Robert: (longer pause) It's Robert you twat.

[kofoed]

[gdh82]

Seemed more serious at the time but looking back it was funny when Waynie's opponent (Oliver ?) lost his cool - firstly just pausing the game and quietly fuming and then wrecking his joystick and storming off for a replacement! I hope he can begin to see the funny side too soon?

The tit-for-tat chanting between the english and the germans during that game was hilarious too. From 'deutsland! deutsland! to 'in-ger-land! in-ger-land! ' to 'hong kong-hong kong, hong kong-hong kong'

Some real funny stories above Great thread you've started btw Simon!

[Benn Chen]

Hahahahahaha!!!

I only heard the back end of that conversation first hand, but now I understand thats a classic..
Neeeeeeekos indeed Rob...

Simon, I have seen u post several time before but with out the wig and tash I had no idea that was you when we met for real...

Maybe if u wear the disguise u mite beat me next time...

The game of shame rain dances were my favorite moments of the tournament I think..

absolutley belting!

[Freshmaker]

Robert (Papa Lazarou voice): Hello?
Nikos: Er.....who is this?
Robert: This ees Neekos.
Nikos: Who? Hello? Who is speaking please?
Robert: This ees Neekos. Who are you?
Nikos: I am Nikos.
Robert: No. I am Neekos.
Nikos: (pause) You are not Nikos.
Robert: (longer pause) It's Robert you twat.

[JamesBu]

Best one liner of the tournament - someone saying "Be careful, or you'll make it rain" as the game of shame players circled around and around the stationary ball.

[Sid]

Best one liner of the tournament - someone saying "Be careful, or you'll make it rain" as the game of shame players circled around and around the stationary ball.

Ahh... damn, I wish I was ABLE to attend !!!

Great moments....