World Cup 2006 - REGISTRATION FEE AND PAYMENT

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World Cup 2006 - REGISTRATION FEE AND PAYMENT

Postby Robert » Thu Oct 26, 2006 2:04 pm

Dear KOAers....

Costs this year as follows:

Venue, Tables, Food, Projector Screen: £1029.83
Trophies: £44.94

Total: £1074.77

Obviously this amount doesn't include hotels, restaurants, T-Shirts or anything else...I'm sure you know this.

I'll be collecting £20 from each registered player on Saturday, between 11am and 1pm. I need payment in UK cash. Please can we make this £20 notes as much as possible..... and I don't want any coinage please.

Not meaning to scare people but I've organised many tournaments of 15+ players and my experience is always that someone has a surprised look on their face and mumbles "Oh sorry, I'll pay you later." Often this does not happen... Therefore with 54 of us I'll have to enforce a very strict 'No pay, No play' policy this year. Until you've paid your fee, you won't be playing any fixtures....at least not any in the tournament! It's very easy to remove someone's fixtures. Be ready for me to reply "Go to the cash machine!" if you tell me you aren't in a position to pay when I ask.

Cash Machines are located on Rickmansworth High Street.

I'm sure people can work out that 54 players x £20 = £1080, which almost exactly covers our costs of £1074.77. If one person doesn't pay I have to subsidise the event. We've just had two dropouts and I hope we don't have any more....otherwise I'll be looking for volunteers to help make up the deficit.

Please, all, heed what I say,
If you want to play
You just have to pay

Don't hide your cash away
Such behaviour is gay
And I'll ruin your day
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Re: World Cup 2006 - REGISTRATION FEE AND PAYMENT

Postby Thowra » Thu Oct 26, 2006 2:31 pm

Robert Swift wrote:
Please, all, heed what I say,
If you want to play
You just have to pay

Don't hide your cash away
Such behaviour is gay
And I'll ruin your day



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Postby Bounty Bob » Thu Oct 26, 2006 2:38 pm

To paraphrase Bob Geldof.

Just give him your fooking money.
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Postby JamesHBeard » Thu Oct 26, 2006 2:43 pm

Guns dont kill people .. rappers do ..
roberts a fuckin rapper and he might kill you..
as a rapper he is teaching you a lesson
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just pay him, just like Alkis,
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Postby Ely » Thu Oct 26, 2006 2:44 pm

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Postby Robert » Thu Oct 26, 2006 2:46 pm

Would anyone like to join the PBD?

(Payment Bullying Division)

I see this as a kind of paramilitary group that I can call into action, the moment we spot a non-payer. The PBD can surround this person, shouting "Pay! Pay! Pay!" up close until they cry.
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Postby JamesHBeard » Thu Oct 26, 2006 2:47 pm

Please make me an honourary member of this cult.
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Postby Ely » Thu Oct 26, 2006 2:53 pm

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Postby Beckite » Thu Oct 26, 2006 3:33 pm

Are any oaps attending?If so ill bring my crowbar,its compact yet effective.
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Postby uncle_colin » Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:09 pm

Robert, with the £5.23 you will have left over, will you be able to supply me with a length of rope for Sunday?
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Postby Robert » Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:01 pm

uncle_colin wrote:Robert, with the £5.23 you will have left over, will you be able to supply me with a length of rope for Sunday?


Sorry, that's not enough. However I can reverse over you in my car for free?
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Postby uncle_colin » Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:06 pm

Robert Swift wrote:
uncle_colin wrote:Robert, with the £5.23 you will have left over, will you be able to supply me with a length of rope for Sunday?


Sorry, that's not enough. However I can reverse over you in my car for free?


I was hoping for something a little less painful.....but it's an option.
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