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Postby alkis21 » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:20 pm

Robert, frustrated with the poor Kick Off skills English players have, decides to go to Milan and ask Gianni for some advice.

Robert: "I don't know what to do, Gianni. We practice and practice, but we still play like shite. How do you manage to keep your boys in such a good form?"
Gianni: "Well, Robert, Kick Off is not just about what you do with your joystick. You have to be smart first. I like to give everyone little IQ tests to keep their wits in shape."
Robert: "What kind of IQ tests?"
Gianni: "I'll show you. Maurizio, come here!"
Maurizio arrives.
Gianni: "Maurizio, who is the father of your child and the child of your father?"
Maurizio: "Me, of course."
Gianni: "See what I mean, Robert?"
Robert: "Hey that's great advice, I can't wait to try it!"

When Robert returned to London, he decided to test the theory on Sid during the first KORA tournament.
Robert: "Sid, who is the father of your child and the child of your father?"
Sid: "Uh.. I'm not sure Robert, let me think about it for a while."
Sid walked out of the room and ran into Haydn.
Sid: "Say Haydn, who is the father of your child and the child of your father?"
Haydn: "Me, of course."
Sid, excited runs inside to tell Robert the answer.
Sid: "Ask me again Robert, I know the answer!"
Robert: "All right Sid, who is the father of your child and the child of your father?"
Sid: "It's Haydn!"
Robert bursts out in anger with Sid's stupidity and shouts:





Robert: "No, you dumb bastard! It's Maurizio!"
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Postby JamesHBeard » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:22 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
10/10 Alkis.. brilliant
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Postby Tripod » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:25 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Excellent!
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Postby Freshmaker » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:25 pm

Doh... Saw it coming from miles away. Sorry Alkis, but that's a 3/10... :wink:
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Postby Bounty Bob » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:30 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Abyss » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:31 pm

Obvious, but funny nonetheless :) :) :)
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Postby Robert Swift » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:33 pm

6/10 :lol:
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Postby Sid » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:35 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

very good alko pop!
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Postby Il_Maestro » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:42 pm

maurizio.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Calimero » Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:57 pm

Father Maurizio. Sounds like he could be the next pope :D













I mean the KOA pope ofcourse :)
Who's actually the current KOA pope ?
Maybe we should make a poll... ;)
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Postby Freshmaker » Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:27 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: Cali :lol: :lol: :lol:

Great stuff, now we've got the KOA-Pope. Fills the spot next to the KOA-Blonde (Rodolfo) :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Steve1977 » Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:23 pm

great stuff!

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Postby Semtex » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:08 pm

Excellent 8/10 from me!!!

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