I asked my mom:
Have you seen the movie constipated?
No.
Oh! Maybe it hasn't come out yet.
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Jørn F.M.
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Il portiere è mongoloide!
Jørn F.M.
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Manager of The People's Lockout!
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What is the bad thing about having a party in space?
I don't know.
You have to planet.

I don't know.
You have to planet.






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Keep 'em coming
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The Aftertouch Podcast.
Wayne's and Nick's Carreer Ender
Manager of The People's Lockout!
Il portiere è mongoloide!
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The Aftertouch Podcast.
Wayne's and Nick's Carreer Ender
Manager of The People's Lockout!
Il portiere è mongoloide!
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What does a house wear?
adress.
adress.
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Founding member of FÖKOF (and FAKO).
The Aftertouch Podcast.
Wayne's and Nick's Carreer Ender
Manager of The People's Lockout!
Il portiere è mongoloide!
Jørn F.M.
Founding member of FÖKOF (and FAKO).
The Aftertouch Podcast.
Wayne's and Nick's Carreer Ender
Manager of The People's Lockout!
Il portiere è mongoloide!
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knock knock!
Who's there?
little old lady.
littleoldladywho
Oh!I didn't know you could yodel.
Who's there?
little old lady.
littleoldladywho
Oh!I didn't know you could yodel.


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The Aftertouch Podcast.
Wayne's and Nick's Carreer Ender
Manager of The People's Lockout!
Il portiere è mongoloide!
Jørn F.M.
Founding member of FÖKOF (and FAKO).
The Aftertouch Podcast.
Wayne's and Nick's Carreer Ender
Manager of The People's Lockout!
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Ok. I got one!
-Knock, knock
-Who's there?
-Europe.
-Europe who?
-No, you're a poo.
-Knock, knock
-Who's there?
-Europe.
-Europe who?
-No, you're a poo.
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Founding member of FÖKOF (and FAKO).
The Aftertouch Podcast.
Wayne's and Nick's Carreer Ender
Manager of The People's Lockout!
Il portiere è mongoloide!
Jørn F.M.
Founding member of FÖKOF (and FAKO).
The Aftertouch Podcast.
Wayne's and Nick's Carreer Ender
Manager of The People's Lockout!
Il portiere è mongoloide!
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Here's another one.
What is a ghost's favorite food?
What?
A boo!berry
What is a ghost's favorite food?
What?
A boo!berry


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The Aftertouch Podcast.
Wayne's and Nick's Carreer Ender
Manager of The People's Lockout!
Il portiere è mongoloide!
Jørn F.M.
Founding member of FÖKOF (and FAKO).
The Aftertouch Podcast.
Wayne's and Nick's Carreer Ender
Manager of The People's Lockout!
Il portiere è mongoloide!
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Bob: Hey Joe, what's closer, California or the moon?
Joe: Don't be stupid! Can you see California?

Joe: Don't be stupid! Can you see California?

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