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by uncle_colin
Fri Apr 02, 2004 1:29 pm
Forum: The Bench
Topic: The Passion of Christ
Replies: 41
Views: 4394

Watched it last night. Unbelievable. Beats dawn of the dead. The weird thing was two elderly women were sitting behined me in the cinema, and one of them was in tears. It's nice to know that there's a film that can appeal to all ages, and not use violence for the sake of it.
by uncle_colin
Thu Apr 01, 2004 3:34 pm
Forum: The Bench
Topic: No smoking in pubs
Replies: 30
Views: 2997

JamesHBeard wrote:I was in a chinese restuarant on saturday night with the mrs and when we left our eyes were tired and itching from the smoke, all our clothes stunk of smoke fumes... it can never be right...



Well that's what happens if you knock the candle over on to the tablecloth.....

:lol: :lol:
by uncle_colin
Tue Mar 23, 2004 5:32 pm
Forum: The Bench
Topic: Top 10 favourite passtimes
Replies: 18
Views: 2080

1.Masturbationx10

:lol: :lol:
by uncle_colin
Sat Mar 20, 2004 6:28 am
Forum: The Bench
Topic: Betrayal
Replies: 23
Views: 2434

I was going to say something constructive, but I kept imagining Pete's avatar was an accurate portrait of himself, thus making me feel that his worries were slightly comical, when coming from a frog.
by uncle_colin
Thu Mar 18, 2004 5:33 pm
Forum: Kick Off Tournaments
Topic: Newent V - "Robots Revenge" - Thursday 25th March *UPDATED*
Replies: 66
Views: 6953

JamesHBeard wrote: muppetly


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by uncle_colin
Thu Mar 18, 2004 5:29 pm
Forum: The Bench
Topic: What will terrorists do now?
Replies: 19
Views: 2345

On a different note, a Guardian poll said the other day, that 1 in 10 "British" muslims backed terroist attacks such as September 11th. I feel disgusted that these people label themselves "British".
by uncle_colin
Thu Mar 18, 2004 2:25 pm
Forum: The Bench
Topic: What will terrorists do now?
Replies: 19
Views: 2345

There'll be a few more embassy bombings, and then the big one will hit London Underground, in about 2006.

(This is opinion, I'm not a terroist)
by uncle_colin
Mon Mar 15, 2004 5:18 pm
Forum: The Bench
Topic: Elections in Spain, a message to the world
Replies: 82
Views: 8887

I think maybe some of us are being blind here. Yes, Spain will move their troops out, but do you realise this goes exactly against everything you've just said? It proves that terroism does work. Think about it. This is the first time in history Al-qauida or any arab terroist groub have effectivley c...
by uncle_colin
Fri Mar 12, 2004 2:29 pm
Forum: The Bench
Topic: Bad jokes
Replies: 5
Views: 1084

Irish Jokes: Paddy and Seamus landed themselves a job at the local sawmill. Just before morning tea Paddy yelped, "Seamus, I've lost me bleedin finger!!!" "Have you now?" says Seamus, "And how did you do it?" "Well, I just touched this big spinning thing here like thi...God damn it, there goes anoth...
by uncle_colin
Tue Mar 09, 2004 5:22 pm
Forum: The Bench
Topic: Manchester - FC Porto ... prognostics?
Replies: 50
Views: 8063

The trouble with Porto is, is that they're basically cheats, and there doesn't seem to be any refs who seem to spot their play-acting/diving ect.... Sadly it is now part and parcel of the game. However, I don't mind anyone cheating against Utd.

CMON PORTO!
by uncle_colin
Mon Mar 01, 2004 5:15 pm
Forum: The Bench
Topic: Drugs...listen
Replies: 65
Views: 10286

Yes, I've heard that exact point made before. It was by Wonka, in much the same situation. Alas, Wonka. This guy made points to gain reaction, more than anything else I believe. "Men who hit woman are strong". For the record, I'd like to distance myself from him, at least I believe what I write, ev...
by uncle_colin
Thu Feb 26, 2004 8:11 pm
Forum: The Bench
Topic: Drugs...listen
Replies: 65
Views: 10286

I must say I found a number of your points very amusing. My main reason for amusement was the amount of time it must have taken you to type, and also your defence that you were stoned whilst you wrote it. On another point, I found the comprehension comment very egotistical also. The fact that I'd fi...
by uncle_colin
Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:45 pm
Forum: The Bench
Topic: Drugs...listen
Replies: 65
Views: 10286

You've done no better the second time around. This is a ridiculous generalisation, and completely false thereby. You've taken the statement too literally. Obviously I'm speaking from opinion and from previous experiences. It is akin to saying that it is extremely tedious to watch any movie from 198...